Thanks kor take photo on baby Janson (especially his laughing expression)
and
At last, since u all came back to Malaysia now we manage to go out for shopping on public holiday.
On 4th day of Christmas (27th Dec 08), went to Pavillion window shopping and visit Denise, my sister.
On the 2nd day of Christmas (26th Dec 08), dinner with Nicholas Leong at 1Utama (Thanks for the dinner..Nic)
Baby Janson 1st Christmas morning visit grandpa & grandma and kor's family as well had fellowship and sang songs @ Miracle Villa
2. When StreamyX come, you complain StreamyX too slow. When Maxis Boardband come, you complain Maxis Boardband always disconnect. When WiMax come, you complain Wimax too expensive. In the end, you say StreamyX still the best lah.
3. When toll price increase, you complain.
When petrol price increase, you complain.
When you go Starbucks buy RM10 coffee, NO COMPLAINTS.
4. When you cannot find parking in a shopping mall and have to walk very far, you complain. When you go inside the shopping mall and there's SALE, run from one end of 1Utama to the other also NO COMPLAINTS.
5. You are always late. And the excuse you give when you're late is always either:
(a) traffic jam (b) no transport or (c) cannot find parking
6. You have a parent who force you to take science stream in high school, study engineering in Uni, then when you graduate, they ask you to forget everything you learnt in Uni and do commerce.
7. You know someone who can specially develop an angmoh accent when speaking to a American/British/Australian.
8. You complain against the goverment in kopitiam, you talk loud loud. Leave anonymous comments on blogs, you talk loud loud. Attend ceramah by DAP, you shout loud loud. Then when Opposition organise a protest and ask you to go, you dun wan. Scared later kena tangkap by ISA.
9. Every year on the 30th April, you are one of the people below queueing up last minute to submit your tax return at the IRB.
10. When you pay RM10 for something that cost RM1, you blame the Chinese.
11. When a goverment service is too slow, you blame the Malays.
12. When a building is not good and collapsed, you blame the Indians.
13. When a Chinese student won a scholarship, you say 'Wah! Very clever hor?' When a Malay student won a scholarship, you say 'Aiya! of course lah! He Malay mah!'
14. When a angmoh stranger kiss you on the cheek to say hello, you very happy. When a Malaysian guy kiss you on the cheek to say hello, you slap him.
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Making of a Glass Christmas Tree from Richard Holdman on Vimeo.
GEORGE CARLIN (He recently died).
Isn't it amazing
that George Carlin - comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloquent...and so very appropriate.
A Message by George Carlin:
The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings
but shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness.
We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.
We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.
We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less.
These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationship. These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes. These are the days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or ignore it...
Remember, spend more time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever.
Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side.
Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn't cost a cent.
Remember, to say 'I love you' to your partner and your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep inside of you.
Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person will not be there again.
Give time to love, give time to speak! And give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind.
AND ALWAYS
REMEMBER:
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
Have a great weekend!
you are really a surprise for kor la...
don't know whether he knows or not...
give 'Hacks' sweet for him...
anyway thanks for the lunch & fellowship as well
After our lunch fellowship, we fetch dad (Ps Dexter) to airport cause he rushing to Kuching for the Fund Raising Dinner and Joy with us too.
Right after we reach to airport and drop dad... Then rain start heavy, so we decided to stop at the R&R...and we found got Kajang satay (long time didn't eat already) me and Joy ordered and have some bite :P
A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover.
His son is also at the table, eating. He asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.
Moral : Self-induced hangover - $ 400.00
Broken crockery - $ 800.00
Breakfast - $ 10.00
Saying the Right Thing While Drunk – "PRICELESS "
The next time you are stopped by person who claimed they are plain clothes police, you are under no obligation to answer their question or follow their orders, lawyers told Malaysiakini today.
'Police who is not wearing his uniform does not have the authority to stop anyone.' lawyer and human rights activist Sivarasa Rasiah said.
Procedures to follow in the event you are stopped by uniformed police Officers while driving:
1. Stop the car and wind down your window.
2. If the police officers ask for your documents, request to see their IDs first.
3. If you are satisfied about their identity, ask them if you are being summoned, and for what offence.
4. Produre your identity card and driver's license and wait to collect your summon ticket.
In the event that the police officers ask you to follow them to the police station:
1. Ask if you are under arrest and for what offence.
2. If you are not under arrest, you have the right to leave.
In the event you are flagged down by persons you believe could be plain clothes police:
1. Do not stop because plain clothes police officers do not have the authority to stop you.
2. Drive to the nearest police station and lodge a report. (The same procedure applies to pedestrians)
In the event the police come to your house:
1. Do not let them in before checking their IDs.
2. If you are not satisfied, phone the nearest police station and confirm if they has been sent to your house.
3. You are under no obligation to allow them into the house if they don't have a search warrant.
4. Do not go with them if you are not under arrest.
In the event persons who claimed to be plain clothes police come to your house:
1. Do not let him in because they do not have the authority to do so.
2. Lodge a report at the nearest police station.
Sivarasa was commenting on the alleged gang-rape of an 18-year-old Uni student by four men claiming to be police officers on New Year's Eve. The girl said that her car was stopped in Taman Tun Dr Ismail in Kuala Lumpur and were asked by the men to open the car bonnet. She was then told that she has committed an offence and ordered to follow the men to a police station. The girl was driven in her car along the North-South expressway to Tapah-Cameron Highlands road before she was raped in an oil palm estate.
This incident, and many others, have sparked confusion over the procedures which motorists must follow when flagged down by the police. The most common problem is that most people take instructions without determining if the other person is really a cop,' lawyer Annie Santiago said.
However, if you are stopped by a uniformed policeman, then you are require to stop. But you need not get out of the car because you are not expected to do so, Santiago said. He other rule to follow is to provided your identity card only when you asked to do so. 'Even then, you should get his ID first to confirm if he is a cop. There is no harm in calling the revelant police station to verify if he is supposed to be on duty that day,' Sivarasa said.
Both lawyers said that motorists should never follow an officer to the police station unless is under arrest. 'If you are not sure, and your instincts tell you that something is wrong, then drive off to the nearest police station and lodge a report,' Sivarasa said.
In response to the alleged gang-rape of the 18-year-old, Women's Aid Organisation executive-secretary Ivy Josiah called on the police to launch an education program to teach the public about their rights to prevent them from being victimised by bogus police officers.
No matter how long and treacherous your journey may seem..
Remember, there is a light at the end of the tunnel!
don't know how he knows..must be the three angels too excited and can't wait to celebrate :)
I help cheh bought a 'Mocha Latte' cake (my favorite)@ Cherry Cake House, Old Town (Jalan Othman)...
Normally people use to blow the candle for kor...he use his 'qi gong' to off it the candle...hahaha
It work!!!
We really have fun for the steamboat fellowship
Thanks for inviting us to celebrate your birthday...kor & cheh
And one thing all of us forgot to pray for him that night...he must be very sad..
so I decided to sms kor and wrote a prayer for him once I reach home...
Hi kor
This is my prayer for u...
On your birthday, I pray for your happiness, of course, but also for a greater sense of fulfilment in everything, and sense of communication with those you love, ans sense of satisfaction in all you have accomplished. Above all, may you rest secure in the knowledge of God's constant love and care for you, personally. May God keep you in touch with all that you are and all that you are meant to become.
In Jesus name
Amen
Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: I will choose my own bride!
Father: But the girl is Bill Gate's daughter.
Son: Well, in that case...ok
Next Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: I have a husband for your daughter.
Bill Gates: But my daughter is too young to marry!
Father: But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Ah, in that case...ok
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.
President: But I already have more vice-president than I need!
Father: But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law.
President: Ah, in that case...ok
This is how business is done!
Moral: Even if you have nothing, You can get Anything. But your attitude should be positive
What is Marketing??
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, 'I am very rich. Marry Me!'
That's Direct Marketing
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends geos up to her and pointing at you says, ' He's very rich. Marry him..'
That's Advertising.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, 'Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me.'
That's Telemarketing.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door for her pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, 'By the way, I'm very rich 'Will you marry me?'
That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walk up to you and says, 'You are very rich, I want to marry you.'
That's Brand Recognition...
You see a gorgeous girl at a party..
You go up to her and say, I'm rich. Marry me.'
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback
I am not sure if this is true, anyway those of you involved pls check.
Subject: FW: EPF (KWSP) SCA M
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How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?
One day an employee sends a letter to Her boss asking for an increase in her salary!!!
Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
Your$ $incerely,
Marian $hih
The next day, the employee recieved this letter of reply:
Dear Marian
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.
NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.
Yours truly,
Manager
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
- Alan, age 10
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No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
- Kristen, age 10
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WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
- Camille, age 10
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HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
- Derrick, age 8
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WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
- Lori, age 8
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WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
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On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
- Martin, age 10
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WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
- Craig, age 9
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WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
- Pam, age 7 (smart girl)
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The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- Curt, age 7
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The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
- Howard, age 8
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IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
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HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T G ET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
- Kelvin, age 8
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And the #1 Favorite is........
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
- Ricky, age 10
The chief looked at the tree and grunted, 'Tree.'
Hearing this, the chief looked and grunted, 'Rock.'
The chief looked at the couple briefly, pulled out his blowgun and killed them!
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, 'Why is the bride dressed in white?''
The mother replied, 'Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.'
The child thought about this for a moment then said, 'So why is the groom wearing black?'
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A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class. As she ran she prayed, 'Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! Dear Lord,
please don't let me be late!'
While she was running and praying, she tripped on a curb and fell, getting her clot hes dirty and tearing her dress. She got up, brushed herself off, and started running again! As she ran she once again began to pray, 'Dear Lord, please don't let me be late...But please don't shove me either!'
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Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, 'My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50.'
The second boy says, 'That's nothing. My Dad s cribbles a few words on piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100.'
The third boy says, 'I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to collect all the money!'
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An elderly woman died last month. Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers. In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, 'They wouldn't take me out while I was alive, I don't want them to take me out when I'm dead.'
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A police recruit was asked during the exam, 'What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?' He answered, 'Call for backup.'
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A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem . A small child replied, 'They couldn't get a baby-sitter.'
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A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to 'Honor thy father and thy mother,' she asked, 'Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?'
Without missing a beat, one little boy answered, 'Thou shall not kill.'
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At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.
Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and she said, 'Johnny, what is the matter?' Little Johnny responded, 'I have pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife.'
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Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong preaching on the devil. One said to the other, 'What do you think about all this Satan stuff?'
The other boy replied, 'Well, you know how Santa Claus turned out. It's probably just your Dad.'
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Please don't eat the skin of the apple because it's coated with wax.
Check before you eat many of the fruits.
WAX is being used for preservation purposes and cold storage.
You might be surprised especially apples from USA and other parts are more than one year old, though it would look fresh. Becox wax is coated, preventing bacteria to enter. So it does not get dry.
Please Eat Apples after removing the wax as demonstrated below. Please follow this and let know others...........
Hope it will be of benefit to you & others.
Last month in one of TV program I learnt of a treatment of Sugar
(Diabetes). Since I am diabetic, I tried it and it was very useful and my Sugar is in control now. In fact I have already reduced my medicine.
Take two pieces of Lady Finger (Bhindi) and remove/cut both ends of each piece. Also put a small cut in the middle and put these two pieces in glass of water. Cover the glass and keep it at room temperature during
night. Early morning, before breakfast simply remove two pieces of lady finger (bhindi) from the glass and drink that water.
Keep doing it on daily basis.
Within two weeks, you will see remarkable results in reduction of your SUGAR.
My sister has got rid of her diabetes. She was on Insulin for a few years, but after taking the lady fingers every morning for a few months, she has stopped Insulin but continues to take the lady fingers every day. But she chops the lady fingers into fine pieces in the night, adds
the water and drinks it all up the next morning. Please. try it as it
will not do you any harm even if it does not do much good to you, but U have to keep taking it for a few months before U see results, as most cases might be chronic.
Forwarded email from my friend...
believe it or not??
no harm to try it...
Janson have some cough few day ago so we bring him to see padeatrician...
and I decided to take a day off to look after him and also bring him to his nanny's house as well
They miss him a lot even thought we came late, they will give a call to my mom then she call me.
and ask me to bring extra clothes to stay for a night at my mom's house.
After long hour with the nanny, my mom pick him up and take him a walk to Aman Garden.
Of course I with them as well so get some nice picture of him..
He really enjoy so much...THAT'S MY BOY!!
hahaha...
How much would it cost to (telephone) call Malaysia from Hell? You'd be
surprised!
Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton and Ahmad Badawi die and go to hell. But
the devil has only one phone there. Queen says, I miss my England , can I
use your phone and hear how my people are doing down there.
She calls and talks about five minutes. Then she asks: Well devil, how
much do I owe you for the call? The devil says: Five million pounds. She
writes him a cheque and goes back to her chair .
Clinton wants to make a call too. He says I wanna call the US . He talks
about ten minutes, then asks how much do I owe you devil? The devil says
Ten million dollars He also writes a cheque and goes back to his seat
Badawi is jealous. He says I want to call Malaysia . He calls and
talks for about an hour to his son-in-law who is busy trying to
find Mr.Petronas. Then he asks the devil how much do I owe you?
The devil replies: only one dollar. Badawi is shocked and asks
'why so little?'.
The devils says: if you make a call from one hell to another, IT'S LOCAL
CALL.
What is the difference between Malaysia and rest of the world?
In America, people are afraid of terrorists,
In Malaysia we are afraid of bloggers...
In Japan people make quality cars,
In Malaysia, Proton's a blast.
In Sweden, customers' car parks are on the ground floor, nearest to the
shops. In Malaysia, customers' car parks are on the 4th floor and
getting there requires gymnastics skills.
In most countries, parking in public places are often free.
In Malaysia, the government has proposed to extend parking charges till
10 pm to reduce road congestion.
In most countries, traveling outstation, there's little or no toll. In
Malaysia, If you go to Seremban, the toll is more than your petrol.
In almost most countries, there's no ID card.
In Malaysia, if you have no ID card you can go to jail for 6 months.
In all countries corruption is almost looked upon with disdain. In
Malaysia, after two White Papers on the police, they are dancing to our
disdain.
In all developed countries, nobody is above the law.
You have only to be the Deputy PM to have everything 'expunged' on Page
3.
In most developed countries, your house is about quarter mile from the
highway. In Malaysia, you house is in between the highway.
In many developed countries, toilets and parking bays are reserved for
the disabled. In Malaysia we have locked toilets and barred parking bays
and you have to find the guard to get the keys if you are disabled.
In Indonesia, all toll and parking charges are reasonably fixed by the
government. In Malaysia, you can get a heart attack just looking at your
parking charges.
In Australia, beer flows like water.
In Malaysia, money flows like water when drinking beer.
In Indonesia, you can squat on the toilets; in Germany you can even lie
down. In Malaysia, you have to use one hand to hold your nose and the
other your willy.
In Singapore and Hong Kong, one ticket takes you around all subways. In
Malaysia, Subway is the name of a sandwich joint and it takes a genius
to understand the route through 4 subways providers.
In most countries, their PM is honest or dishonest but they do not
pretend to be otherwise. In Malaysia, our PM pretends to be honest when
he is really rotten dishonest.
When people remarry, they go for a honey moon.
When our PM remarries he is back from his honeymoon and he goes to his
first wife grave and ask for forgiveness.
When Clinton was elected President, he went for 4 organized parties in
Washington DC the same night. When our PM was made PM, he drove home and
knelt beside his mother and cried for the papers to publish.
People usually have their son and daughters succeed in their business.
Our PM is better as he uses his son-in-law for his business and his son
for other businesses.
This country is so full of shit I am ashamed to call myself a Malaysian.
Our 50th anniversary is but a side show to show our disgrace to the rest
of the world.
You only need one bullet to kill democracy and that's our self-anointed
Malay first policy. Remember Rome and its indulgences and wastages and
you will remember how this country will fall in the next 50 years.
Fortunately, I will not live till 100 to see it but at 75, I will be
paying RM40 to travel home to Seremban for toll just so to visit my
parent's grave. I wondered who is buried there - my parents or my
passivity.