Anything I Can Say...: June 2009

Mary-Janice

The most expensive photo in soft copy some more...
Actually is Tesco Extra is promoting their stuff of course, they advice people to purchase RM50 and above in one receipt so you can get one FREE 4R photo on baby/kids (12 yrs old and below)
so as for us...we didn't manage to purchase anything but one of our neighbours purchase at Tesco Extra so ask for the receipt (since their kids all grown up already and not qualified to take anyway) We bring Janson to get a nice photo at the end too many photo he took are very nice so decided to get soft copy but the person said have to pay...that's how the money goes...bye bye money...
LOL~
Anyway he joining baby contest pray that the judges see his picture will get 1st prizes...haha

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Blessed Father's Day

Mary-Janice

This year so sorry that didn't celebrate Father's Day due to Janson got HFDM & I were sick as well...but you are a great daddy & Husband that take care, love, teach, guide & sacrifice alot to me n Janson.

We love you so much~

Blessed Father's Day!

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Mj Accessories

Mary-Janice

Hi everyone~
Welcome to Mj Accessories...if you are interested just click the picture & check it out~
Can consider to purchase one for your loves one/friends & family on birthday or any occasion.

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Please Pray for us

Mary-Janice

Janson got HFMD last few days ago... and last night I have fever up and down until now...
Do keep us in prayer...
Thank you.

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WHEN A THIEF FORCES YOU TO TAKE MONEY FROM THE ATM

Mary-Janice

AN INTERESTING FACT ABOUT ATM MACHINE

WHEN A THIEF FORCES YOU TO TAKE MONEY FROM THE ATM, DO NOT ARGUE OR RESIST, YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT TYPE OF WEAPON HE OR SHE MIGHT POSSESS TO HARM YOU.

WHAT YOU SHOULD DO IS TO SIMPLY PUNCH YOUR PIN NUMBER BUT IN THE REVERSE ORDER. IF YOUR PIN IS 1254, YOU PUNCH 4521.

EVEN IF YOU PUNCH IN THE REVERSE ORDER, THE MONEY WILL STILL COME OUT! BUT IT WILL BE STUCK INTO THE MACHINE HALF WAY OUT ! AND THAT WILL ALERT THE POLICE WITHOUT THE NOTICE OF THE THIEF. YOUR MONEY WILL BE PROTECTED AND YOUR LIFE CAN BE RESCUED.

EVERY ATM HAS IT. IT IS SPECIALLY MADE TO SIGNIFY DANGER AND HELP. NOT EVERYONE IS AWARE OF THIS.

FORWARD THIS TO ALL YOUR LOVED ONES, FRIENDS AND THOSE YOU CARE ..

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Great Message

Mary-Janice

Without GOD, our week would be:
Sinday, Mournday, Tearsday, Wasteday,
Thirstday, Fightday & Shatterday.
If you are not ashamed of GOD, pass it on.

Remember seven days WITHOUT GOD makes
one WEAK!!

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[the 6 most enjoyable fantastic jokes – choice of Malaysians]

Mary-Janice

Pak Lah, Najib and Samy V were patrolling in a helicopter
Samy:'if I drop a thousand-note from here, the person that picks it up
must be very happy'
Najib:'if I throw 2 five hundred-notes down, it will make 2 person happy'
Pak Lah:'if I drop 10 one hundred-note, there will be 10 happy person'
The pilot murmuring to himself:'why don't all of you just jump down from
here, that makes 210million person happy'

Samy V wish to enhance his reputation by publishing 1 series of stamps
with his portraits
1 month after the launch, Samy surveys about its sales – Post Office
Chief:'not bad… but quite number of complains that the glue is not strong
enough'
Samy:'really…?' he spit at the back of the stamp and stick the stamp on
an envelope 'the glue is ok'
Post Office Chief: 'but… every one spits on the face of the stamp ….'

Midnight, Najib went for supper and bump into a robber: 'give me all your
money!!'
Najib was very angry:'I am the honorable Deputy Prime Minister! Better
behave yourself'
Robber:' well, then … return all my money'

One fine day, PM and parliament members were on the way to a meeting
where they all crashed into an accident and being rushed to the hospital.
The reporters were at the hospital, the doctor shook his head 'we have
done our best to rescue the PM but …'
Reporters:'how about Najib?'
Doctor:'we were unable to rescue him either …'
Reporters:'who have you saved?'
The doctor was exicted:'Malaysia is saved (has a hope) now'

Samy V visited the psychiatric hospital. All the patients hurray for him
but there is one patient who ignored Samy
Samy:'why is he not well coming my arrival?'
'he is normal (not insane) today' say the doctor

Samy V had an accident when he was on his way to a village for election
campaign
A farmer saw and rushed to the scene but all the passengers were dead. He
buried all the passengers (politicians).
Few days later, the police in charge found the farmer and asked where all
the politicians were,'have they all died?'
Farmer:' hmmm, Samy was screaming that he is still alive when I bury him
….'
Police' why you buried him anyway?'
Farmer'because Samy never tells the truth'

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cikgu BM, only happens in malaysia ( really good laugh)

Mary-Janice

> > Murid : Selamat pagi, cikgu.
> >
> > Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja? Petang
> > dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?
> > Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!
> > Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang!
> > Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna. Lagipun
> > ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.
> > Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!
> >
> > Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari ini
> > cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan.
> > Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua mesti
> > menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu,
> > faham?
> > Murid : Faham, cikgu!
> >
> > Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.
> > Murid : (senyap)
> > Cikgu : Pandai!
> > Murid : Bodoh!
> > Cikgu : Tinggi!
> > Murid : Rendah!
> > Cikgu : Jauh!
> > Murid : Dekat!
> > Cikgu : Keadilan!
> > Murid : UMNO!
> > Cikgu : Salah!
> > Murid : Betul!
> > Cikgu : Bodoh!
> > Murid : Pandai!
> > Cikgu : Bukan!
> > Murid : Ya!
> > Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!
> > Murid : Oh Hamba!
> > Cikgu : Dengar ini!
> > Murid : Dengar itu!
> > Cikgu : Diam!
> > Murid : Bising!
> > Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!
> > Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!
> > Cikgu : Mati aku!
> >
> > Murid : Hidup kami!
> > Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!
> > Murid : Akar lama tak tau!
> > Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!
> > Murid : Rajin kami belajar cikgu!
> > Cikgu : Kamu gila!
> >
> > Murid : Kami siuman!
> >
> > Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!
> > Murid : Kurang! Kurang!
> > Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!
> > Murid : Belum! Belum!
> > Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?
> > Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!
> > Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!
> >
> > Murid : Oh! Mengalah!
> >
> > Cikgu : Kurang ajar!
> > Murid : Cukup ajar!
> > Cikgu : Habis aku!
> > Murid : Kekal kami!
> > Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!
> > Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!
> > Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!
> >
> > Murid : Belum, pandai!
> > Cikgu : Berdiri!
> > Murid : Duduk!
> > Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!
> > Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!
> > Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni!
> > Murid : Cerdik kami tu!
> > Cikgu : Rosak!
> > Murid : Baik!
> > Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!
> > Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!
> > Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)
> >
> >
> > Forward to your friends who understand Bahasa Malaysia

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BEAUTIFUL PICTURE - LOOK CLOSELY

Mary-Janice

The "longer" you look at this picture, the "more" you'll see.
Look at the lines the artist used to draw this picture of Christ. It is of scenes from Christ's life. I have not seen anything like this and wanted you to see it, too.

Who God Uses

God, grant me the Serenity to accept the people I cannot change, the Courage to change the one I can, and the Wisdom to know it's me.

The next time you feel like GOD can't use you, just remember...

Noah was a drunk
Abraham was too old
Isaac was a daydreamer
Jacob was a liar
Leah was ugly
Joseph was abused
Moses had a stuttering problem
Gideon was afraid
Samson had long hair and was a womanizer
Rahab was a prostitute
Jeremiah and Timothy were too young
David had an affair and was a murderer
Elijah was suicidal
Isaiah preached naked
Jonah ran from God
Naomi was a widow
Job went bankrupt
John the Baptist ate bugs
Peter denied Christ
The Disciples fell asleep while praying
Martha worried about everything
The Samaritan woman was divorced, more than once
Zaccheus was too small
Paul was too religious
Timothy had an ulcer
and Lazarus was dead!

No more excuses now. God can use you to your full potential.
Besides, you aren't the message, you are just the messenger.

1. God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.
2. Dear God, I have a problem, it's me.
3. Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional.
4. There is no key to happiness. The door is always open.
5. Silence is often misinterpreted but never misquoted .
6. Do the math. Count your blessings.
7. Faith is the ability to not panic.
8. Laugh every day, it's like inner jogging.
9. If you worry, you didn't pray. If you pray, don't worry.
10. As a child of God, prayer is kind of like calling home everyday.
11. Blessed are the flexible for they shall not be bent out of shape.
12. The most important things in your house are the people.
13. When we get tangled up in our problems, be still. God wants us to be still so He can untangle the knot.
14. A grudge is a heavy thing to carry.
15. He who dies with the most toys is still dead.

May God Always Bless You!

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