Hmm..can't remember is it 10 years???maybe more than that...
I count on during my secondary time...if is during primary...hahaa that will be very long long pal...
I introduce my best friend - Audrey Ng
No matter how our situation is...we're still help each other.

BUSINESS LOGICS

Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: I will choose my own bride!
Father: But the girl is Bill Gate's daughter.
Son: Well, in that case...ok

Next Father approaches Bill Gates.

Father: I have a husband for your daughter.
Bill Gates: But my daughter is too young to marry!
Father: But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Ah, in that case...ok

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Father: I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.
President: But I already have more vice-president than I need!
Father: But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law.
President: Ah, in that case...ok

This is how business is done!
Moral: Even if you have nothing, You can get Anything. But your attitude should be positive


What is Marketing??

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, 'I am very rich. Marry Me!'
That's Direct Marketing

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends geos up to her and pointing at you says, ' He's very rich. Marry him..'
That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, 'Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me.'
That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door for her pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, 'By the way, I'm very rich 'Will you marry me?'
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walk up to you and says, 'You are very rich, I want to marry you.'
That's Brand Recognition...

You see a gorgeous girl at a party..
You go up to her and say, I'm rich. Marry me.'
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback

Hai all,

I am not sure if this is true, anyway those of you involved pls check.

Subject: FW: EPF (KWSP) SCA M

This is another method for KWSP to steal our money! Remember during Budget 2008 announcement last yr, our Finance Minister (cum PM) announced that in order to assist KWSP members to reduce the burden in housing load repayment, KWSP will allow monthly withdrawal from members A/C II for the purpose? Sounds like a nice goodies! When you apply for the monthly withdrawal, you only need to provide KWSP yr housing loan & instalment details from yr bank and the bank a/c # you like KWSP to bank the monthly withdrawal into it. KWSP will approve yr application based on the available amt in yr A/C II and compute the withdrawal period by dividing the approved amt with the monthly instalment amt. Application process takes about a month and you will receive the monthly payout promptly into yr bank a/c! Well everything appear to be nice and good. It was indeed a noble plan until you take to close look at yr KWSP Statement! The withdrawal plan is actually a SCAM! This is how the KWSP SCAM works.......! Assuming you have RM100,000 in yr A/C II and yr housing loan ' s monthly instalment is RM2000/mth. KWSP will approve yr application of withdrawal from yr A/C II of RM100,000 and pay you RM2000/mth for the next 50mths. Everything appears to be in order BUT....... What KWSP didn ' t highlight to you is that when the application was approved, the TOTAL AMT (RM100,000) is removed from yr A/C II! It appears to be transfered to an unknown a/c to effect the monthly payment from therein. The impact to the member are as follows :- 1. You just lost RM100,000 from yr A/C II. Assuming the KWSP Dividend is 5%, you will lose >RM4,000 in dividend during the 1st year. Based on the above example you will will lose >RM10,000 over the 50 mths period! 2. There is no statement to account for the amt approved vs amt paid, hence you would need to keep the monthly payment voucher to reconcile against the approved amt over the 50mths period to ensure there is no missing amt! Assuming there are 100,000 members who innocently fell prey to this SCAM, based on the above example, KWSP would have cheated the members of 100,000 X RM10,000 = RM1,000,000,000 (that ' s RM1 BILLION) over the period! Furthermore, if you discovered this SCAM early and intend to stop the plan, KWSP would not allow any cancellation of the plan until at least 1 year. That would mean, once the application is approved, based on the above example, you would have lost >RM4,000. 100,000 members would have lost 100,000 X RM4,000 = RM400,000,000 (RM400 MILLION) in One Year!!! If you're a victim of this KWSP SCAM, would suggest you call yr MP to raise hell in Parliament! (BN MPs won't do it) For others who have not fallen into this SCAM, pls continue to watch out and alert yr family & friends about this. HOW COULD THE GOVERNMENT ALLOW ITS AGENCY TASKED WITH SAFEGUARDING ITS CITIZEN'S HARD EARNED MONEY TO CHEAT ITS MEMBERS IN THIS MANNER??? Pls spread this message around.

This is really a funny joke...

How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?

One day an employee sends a letter to Her boss asking for an increase in her salary!!!

Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,

Marian $hih

The next day, the employee recieved this letter of reply:

Dear Marian

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,
Manager

(Written by kids)

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?


You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.

- Alan, age 10

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No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.

- Kristen, age 10

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WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?


Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
- Camille, age 10

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HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?


You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
- Derrick, age 8

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WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?


Both don't want any more kids.

- Lori, age 8

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WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?


Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.

- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

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On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.

- Martin, age 10

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WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?


I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
- Craig, age 9

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WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?


When they're rich.

- Pam, age 7 (smart girl)

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The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- Curt, age 7

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The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.

- Howard, age 8

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IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?


It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.

- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

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HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T G ET MARRIED?


There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?

- Kelvin, age 8

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And the #1 Favorite is........



HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.

- Ricky, age 10

A priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his mission in the jungle where he had spent years teaching the natives when he realized that the one thing he never taught them was how to speak English. So he took the chief for a walk in the forest. He pointed to a tree and said to the chief, 'This is a tree.'
The chief looked at the tree and grunted, 'Tree.'

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing! Take heed and pass these along to people who need a laugh.

Hope it will be of benefit to you & others.

Please note that another name for Lady Finger (Bhindi ) is " OKRA ".

Last month in one of TV program I learnt of a treatment of Sugar
(Diabetes). Since I am diabetic, I tried it and it was very useful and my Sugar is in control now. In fact I have already reduced my medicine.

Take two pieces of Lady Finger (Bhindi) and remove/cut both ends of each piece. Also put a small cut in the middle and put these two pieces in glass of water. Cover the glass and keep it at room temperature during
night. Early morning, before breakfast simply remove two pieces of lady finger (bhindi) from the glass and drink that water.

Keep doing it on daily basis.

Within two weeks, you will see remarkable results in reduction of your SUGAR.

My sister has got rid of her diabetes. She was on Insulin for a few years, but after taking the lady fingers every morning for a few months, she has stopped Insulin but continues to take the lady fingers every day. But she chops the lady fingers into fine pieces in the night, adds

the water and drinks it all up the next morning. Please. try it as it
will not do you any harm even if it does not do much good to you, but U have to keep taking it for a few months before U see results, as most cases might be chronic.

Forwarded email from my friend...

believe it or not??

no harm to try it...

Janson have some cough few day ago so we bring him to see padeatrician...
and I decided to take a day off to look after him and also bring him to his nanny's house as well
They miss him a lot even thought we came late, they will give a call to my mom then she call me.
and ask me to bring extra clothes to stay for a night at my mom's house.
After long hour with the nanny, my mom pick him up and take him a walk to Aman Garden.
Of course I with them as well so get some nice picture of him..
He really enjoy so much...THAT'S MY BOY!!
hahaha...

Have a good laugh!

How much would it cost to (telephone) call Malaysia from Hell? You'd be
surprised!

Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton and Ahmad Badawi die and go to hell. But
the devil has only one phone there. Queen says, I miss my England , can I
use your phone and hear how my people are doing down there.

She calls and talks about five minutes. Then she asks: Well devil, how
much do I owe you for the call? The devil says: Five million pounds. She
writes him a cheque and goes back to her chair .

Clinton wants to make a call too. He says I wanna call the US . He talks
about ten minutes, then asks how much do I owe you devil? The devil says
Ten million dollars He also writes a cheque and goes back to his seat

Badawi is jealous. He says I want to call Malaysia . He calls and
talks for about an hour to his son-in-law who is busy trying to
find Mr.Petronas. Then he asks the devil how much do I owe you?

The devil replies: only one dollar. Badawi is shocked and asks
'why so little?'.

The devils says: if you make a call from one hell to another, IT'S LOCAL
CALL.

Yup.. 'double 11'
and Secret Recipe also had their 11th anniversary promotion
hnmmm...how did we celebrate???
haha..last night we watched movie 'Madagascar 2: Escape to Africa' at 11pm
so tired...

Janson is 6 months and 2 weeks old...
He is really cute...and handsome of course..wuahaha :D
you can see his growing more and more now and his development has improved a lot...
Praise God~

A Very Well Written Article By a Very Disgruntled Citizen*

What is the difference between Malaysia and rest of the world?

In America, people are afraid of terrorists,
In Malaysia we are afraid of bloggers...

In Japan people make quality cars,
In Malaysia, Proton's a blast.

In Sweden, customers' car parks are on the ground floor, nearest to the
shops. In Malaysia, customers' car parks are on the 4th floor and
getting there requires gymnastics skills.

In most countries, parking in public places are often free.
In Malaysia, the government has proposed to extend parking charges till
10 pm to reduce road congestion.

In most countries, traveling outstation, there's little or no toll. In
Malaysia, If you go to Seremban, the toll is more than your petrol.

In almost most countries, there's no ID card.
In Malaysia, if you have no ID card you can go to jail for 6 months.

In all countries corruption is almost looked upon with disdain. In
Malaysia, after two White Papers on the police, they are dancing to our
disdain.

In all developed countries, nobody is above the law.
You have only to be the Deputy PM to have everything 'expunged' on Page
3.

In most developed countries, your house is about quarter mile from the
highway. In Malaysia, you house is in between the highway.

In many developed countries, toilets and parking bays are reserved for
the disabled. In Malaysia we have locked toilets and barred parking bays
and you have to find the guard to get the keys if you are disabled.

In Indonesia, all toll and parking charges are reasonably fixed by the
government. In Malaysia, you can get a heart attack just looking at your
parking charges.

In Australia, beer flows like water.
In Malaysia, money flows like water when drinking beer.

In Indonesia, you can squat on the toilets; in Germany you can even lie
down. In Malaysia, you have to use one hand to hold your nose and the
other your willy.

In Singapore and Hong Kong, one ticket takes you around all subways. In
Malaysia, Subway is the name of a sandwich joint and it takes a genius
to understand the route through 4 subways providers.

In most countries, their PM is honest or dishonest but they do not
pretend to be otherwise. In Malaysia, our PM pretends to be honest when
he is really rotten dishonest.

When people remarry, they go for a honey moon.
When our PM remarries he is back from his honeymoon and he goes to his
first wife grave and ask for forgiveness.

When Clinton was elected President, he went for 4 organized parties in
Washington DC the same night. When our PM was made PM, he drove home and
knelt beside his mother and cried for the papers to publish.

People usually have their son and daughters succeed in their business.
Our PM is better as he uses his son-in-law for his business and his son
for other businesses.

This country is so full of shit I am ashamed to call myself a Malaysian.
Our 50th anniversary is but a side show to show our disgrace to the rest
of the world.

You only need one bullet to kill democracy and that's our self-anointed
Malay first policy. Remember Rome and its indulgences and wastages and
you will remember how this country will fall in the next 50 years.
Fortunately, I will not live till 100 to see it but at 75, I will be
paying RM40 to travel home to Seremban for toll just so to visit my
parent's grave. I wondered who is buried there - my parents or my
passivity.

Today he is six month old & start to eat his baby food now... :)